Friday, May 9, 2008

Crazy Thoughts: I Cost Php1,105.00 (WTF)


I read this absurd yet amusing bulletin at Friendster and, due to my insatiable curiosity, I followed the directions as stated. Being an Obsessive-Compulsive myself, I ticked all the relevant items religiously, and came up with the sum of Php1,105.00 (that's Philippine Peso, by the way).

WHAT THE F*CK?! What's that supposed to mean?! :)


Anyways, I thought of posting this pleasurable entry here just for the sake of it. Do enjoy reading this crazy post! Haha.

Directions: You look over the following list and see how many of these things you have done. BUT you have to ADD up the money/amount along the way. Then post the amount that you have as the title of the bulletin.

1. Had sex: Php30.00
2. Smoked: Php100.00
3. Drank alcohol: Php100.00
4. Went skinny dipping: Php20.00
5. Kissed someone of the opposite sex: Php90.00
6. Kissed someone of the same sex: Php10.00
7. Cheated on a test: Php10.00
8. Fell asleep in class: Php10.00
9. Been expelled: Php10.00
10. Been in a fist fight: Php40.00
11. Given oral: Php60.00
12. Got oral: Php60.00
13. Prank called the police: Php10.00
14. Stole something: Php10.00
15. Done drugs: Php20.00
16. Dyed your hair: Php50.00
17. Done something sexually with someone older (like a few years): Php20.00.
18. Courted someone OVER 18 (if your under 18): Php50.00
19. Ate a whole bag of Oreos: Php60.00
20. Cried yourself to sleep: Php10.00
21. Said you love someone but didnt mean it: Php95.00
22. Been in love: Php90.00
23. Got caught doing something that you shouldnt have been doing: Php80.00
24. Went streaking: Php5.00
25. Got arrested: Php10.00
26. Cuddled: Php95.00
27. Peed in the pool: Php5.00
28. Played spin the bottle: Php30.00
29. Done something you regret: Php70.00

Now add up and post as "I COST Php......"

Coffee, anyone? :D

1 comment:

  1. Good afternoon, Happy Fool's Day!!!

    Leah had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months.
    Yet Tony, her husband, had stayed by her bedside every single day. One day, when Leah came to, she motioned for Tony to come nearer. As he sat by her, she whispered, eyes full of tears,
    "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times...
    When I got fired from my secretarys job, you were there to support me.
    When my first hairdressing business failed, you were there.
    When I got knocked down by a car, you were by my side.
    When we lost our dear Jonathan, you stayed right here.
    When my health started failing, you were still by my side...
    You know what?"
    "What dear?" Tony gently asked, smiling as his heart began to fill with warmth.
    "I think you bring me bad luck."


    Happy April Fool's Day!

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