Crazy Thoughts: Juan-ology

I saw this crazy thing on Multiply (again) and, since I'm feeling a bit lazy and slothful, I've decided to post it here on my blog. Haha. Besides, this is, essentially, a creative and ingenious way of introducing myself to the world wide web. Do note that most of my answers are either naughty or rigid, which is, apparently, quite reflective of my personality. Enjoy! :D

DIRECTIONS: Let others know a little more about yourself! Repost this with your name followed by "ology"

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?

- An anime picture of "The Vision of Escaflowne."

Q. How many televisions you have in your house?
- 2.

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
- Right-handed.

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
- Teeth and Foreskin only.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
- Weights/plates at the Gym. Around 110 lbs (55 lbs. each).

Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
- Nope.

BULLSHITOLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
- Surprisingly, no.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
- No way. I like my name as it is, thank you.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
- Yellow. Go USTe!

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
- Luckily, none yet.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
- I would, even without the $100 bet. Haha. :)

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
- No thanks.

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000
- Never.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
- Sure thing. Haha. :D

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
- Of course.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
- Never ever.

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
- Nothing.

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
- Nope. Sorry.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
- None for this season.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
- Depends upon the situation. Haha. :D

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
- 2 and counting.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Last person who texted you?
- My best friend forever, Ma. Carina Camacho.

Q: Last person who called u?
- My beloved mother, Carolina Gultiano (in an uber motherly tone "Oh! Where are you?").

Q: Last person you hugged?
- Earl Paulo Diaz. :)

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
- 4.

Q: Season?
- Summer.

Q: Color?
- Yellow. Viva Santo Tomas!

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
- Surprisingly, yes.

Q: Mood?
- Lazy.

Q: Listening to?
- "Bye Bye" by Mariah Carey.

Q: Watching?
- Nothing.

Q: Worrying about?
- My "soon to be" job.

Q: Wearing?
- Nothing! Haha. Joke! Boxer briefs. :D

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
- Washroom.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
- Kiss and hug ________. :)

Q: Do you smile often?
- Sparingly.

Q: Are you a friendly person?
- “Yes,” if I’m in the mood and “No,” if I’m not.

Coffee, anyone? :)